Things I see wrong with America...

Drive-thrus that don't give you ketchup
Midgets
Peter Gammons was never president
Chinese-owned Mexican restaurants
Bars with cover charges
Liverwurst
Crickets
Pennies
Old balls
Uncomfortably nice receptionists
Girls that don't go down
The NBA
Pizza with toppings
#3 Pencils
Keanu Reeves
Sammiches
Subway grates
Shortbread Girl Scout cookies


They'll be more but that's all for now. Please feel free to add on to the list...

Tom