scared shiftless

18 years of taxes, in no particular order. All jobs were held for at least 6 weeks, with the exception of the porn company and the futon store. Both of these lasted 3 days.

*busboy
*waiter
*telephone psychic
*ice cream scooper
*barista
*office temp (admin), again and again and again
*bookstore clerk
*calendar stand in a mall clerk (twice, actually)
*framed art stand in a mall
*light man for a top 40 cover band (played clubs)
*department store clerk (housewares)
*telemarketer
*futon salesman (couldn't sell one, they fired me my third full day after training)
*pizza delivery guy (currently, sigh)
*night shift IT guy (2 years!)
*hot dog man (this will be my 6th season)
*warehouse manager for online porn company (it was a closet in an office. Constant work and an unsociable group of people. I overslept the third or fourth day and they fired me.
*marketing assistant for general contractor
*caregiver for a household of 8 developmentally disabled adults. I lived there from Saturday morning until Tuesday afternoon for 8 months. No support from management when I started to burn out.
*Nursery School teacher's assistant (nap time on the clock!)
*Data Reporter for internet advertising company.
*Video Store Clerk (Suncoast, you sickos)
*Sunday School Teacher
*Gas Station Attendant

That's all I can think of right now, but I'm willing to bet there's a few I'm forgetting. As a temp I figure I've worked for 20 companies, through 5 different temp agencies.